Pissy Healer

“I’m your only healer, bitch, now help me.” - everyone’s favorite medic with a caffeine addiction - rp account - slut for fluff and angst

[Pissy Healer @healsandcoffee]

This account is also for roleplay so here are basics rules:
• shits gotta be in dms bro
• please be literate (5 lines minimum)
• don’t make smut the only plot focus
• I’m a multi shipper and am hella flexible, but I prefer GxG
Yeah that’s all ☕️

[Pissy Healer @healsandcoffee]

@BxnnySong 👁👄👁 does she realize that women do this to men daily

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@rocketamari It’s just facts, Fareeha

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Last night I said I don’t sleep. Well despite this photo existing that is still true. I was...just posing.

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@DvaPlayOfGame @RoadBacon yes she did and i don’t like grandma for that and if i could i’d let her ✨rot✨

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@DvaPlayOfGame @RoadBacon ...sometimes im glad you stuck to mechs and didn’t try to practice medicine

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@DvaPlayOfGame @RoadBacon what elSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO THE MAN WAS SHREDDED

[Pissy Healer @healsandcoffee]

contrary to popular belief you actually do not need sleep, im living proof of that.

[Pissy Healer @healsandcoffee]

@RoadBacon @DvaPlayOfGame I always do, don’t I?

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@DvaPlayOfGame @RoadBacon For fucks sake- at least genji doesn’t bleed as much as you guys

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@RoadBacon @DvaPlayOfGame That’s why I got big guys like you and Rein.

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@DvaPlayOfGame @RoadBacon and you, song, you leave my office and come back minutes later with more cuts and bruises.

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@RoadBacon @DvaPlayOfGame Yeah but it’d look terrible on my record. Plus what’s the point of being a guardian angel if I don’t try to save at least everyone, right?

[Pissy Healer @healsandcoffee]

@RoadBacon @DvaPlayOfGame Oh the usual. Working round the clock and trying to keep the lovely idiots alive

[Pissy Healer @healsandcoffee]

@Neonhackerx3 “Wanna roleplay Ted Bundy x victim?”

[Pissy Healer @healsandcoffee]

@RoadBacon @DvaPlayOfGame Roadie! How are you doing? Hope you aren’t getting into too much trouble

[Pissy Healer @healsandcoffee]

@DrDeorain that’s so fucking forward 👌

[Pissy Healer @healsandcoffee]

@DvaPlayOfGame @RoadBacon tell roadie that Angela says hi back!

[Pissy Healer @healsandcoffee]

@DvaPlayOfGame fine, you can have heals. besides it’d look terrible if you just, died.

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@DvaPlayOfGame ...did you win?

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@DvaPlayOfGame im blaming you, hana