Heard at CB Bars

I'm just someone who records what I deem to be the hilarious&often offensive drunken tidbits of convos I overhear @ various bars. A twitter train wreck. Cheers!

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

“Britney spears looks like someone in the summer on the way to get cigs in glace bay”

[Matthew MacLean @matttmaclean]

@heardatcbbars Going to capri and ripping my shit off first chance I get. It's bad

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

“I can’t fuck him until Stephen McNeil says it’s okay”

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

“House party was ruined for me when I saw her cousins dick”

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

“My tits should hold him until quarantines over”

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

“She said that the KOC had the best dance music but it was just her uncle on the banjo”

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

“Everyone around here is either retarded or has a personality disorder”

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

“I just slapped my ass to the rankins against the green bins”

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

"I'm held together by dry shampoo and coffee"

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

Send me your best retweets from quarantine.

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

#2020 see ya’ll soon 👀

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

"I think my cervix fell out"

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

"I wish i didnt have national geographic titties"

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

"Did some of the raptors go to degrassi with drake?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

"I'm fine. You just make me want to set you on fire sometimes"

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

"Every time i drink shots now it turns into a weekend at bernies type of situation"

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

"He's gone to play Chase the Arse"

[Allyson White @AllysonmWhite]

@heardatcbbars She could win chase the ace and I still wouldn't hook up with her.

[Heard at CB Bars @heardatcbbars]

"A stiff dick got no conscience"