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Billions and billions of feels

[Dadbefore @heardbefore]

Thinking about bringing the stream back soon but need to decide on a format. What do you think?

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@NBCSAthletics @Athletics @nikkimcausland wanna go?

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WTF, they went to Piedmont but went all the way out to Loard’s when Fentons is right there?

[🌲✈GFFan🇨🇦💫 @forever_gf618]

Happy birthday Alex and Ariel Hirsch.

Thank you both for being the inspirations to not just Dipper and Mabel, but for so many fans and people around the world.

Stay weird and stay amazing!🎂🥳

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

Barry Bonds once had a season in which he reached base more times than what MLB classifies as an at-bat. I need you to understand how great that is. It’s impossible how great he was. He wasn’t playing baseball, he was making the game whatever he wanted it to be.

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Instead of a Wolverine game they should do a Beast game where Kelsey Grammer reprises the role. Also he’s not blue and he has a brother named Niles and he has to host the perfect dinner party for Seattle’s finest

[John Priest @JohnathonPriest]

Paul McCartney doesn't get enough credit for being the first person to ever switch "bro" to "brah" in Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da (1968)

[Communies @communiess]

On this date in 2015, Grifting 101 aired! Written by Ryan Ridley and directed by Rob Schrab, and you hit me, with a woman's hand.

#OriginalAiring

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

yall are asking if millenials left enduring cultural artifacts while christina hendricks is spinning bright eyes and the knife??

[Dadbefore @heardbefore]

JK April Fools

[Dadbefore @heardbefore]

It’s me. I’m the April Fool

[Dadbefore @heardbefore]

My daughter literally booed me. Happy #openingday!

[Dadbefore @heardbefore]

Yes, I am going to make my kids cry by turning off Bluey to watch baseball

[Dadbefore @heardbefore]

Yes, I am going to make my kids cry by turning off Bluey to watch baseball

[Aaron Schmit @theaaronschmit]

I love the idea that an energy drink company reached out to the guy who designed mechs and cars for Bubblegum Crisis, and one of the most popular supermodel of the 80's, to do a commercial and said to them, "Here's the idea: bikini armor warrior woman in the Dune universe."

[Dadbefore @heardbefore]

How can I turn DLSS 5 on for myself

[Star Wars @starwars]

Mark your calendars and get ready for the all-new series Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord. The two-episode premiere is coming to @DisneyPlus on April 6.

[Moneyball Memes 💰⚾️ @MoneyballMemes]

Still a better manager than Mark DeRosa

[Dadbefore @heardbefore]

Ok is st paddy’s day over? Can I turn off Dropkick Murphys and go back to Talking Heads?

[Amélie Heinrich @Dispatch_Graph]

He fucking did it again

[Dadbefore @heardbefore]

@YevP I love this for you

[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

A real ball knower still thinks about Mark Ellis