Stuff Patricia Says

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

I did a lot of things here I didn’t understand

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

When I think of Ray, I just imagine him at a swim up bar in Cuba listening to Pitbull, cause he’s so suavé

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

I hate Cam Newton, why does a grown man dress like a babushka

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Almonds are my favourite nut. I like how boring they are.

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

If you turn the volume of the music up high enough, it doesn’t sound like music anymore, it’s just fuzzy.

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

Oh baby, it’s all fudge!

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

Bizzard- that’s a word. Oh no wait, that’s Blizzard.

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Is butter Irish?

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I’m sure that, when it was discovered, there were people that didn’t know what to do with marijuana and so they put it in their noses and snorted it.

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

I did the Macarena at my wedding. I mean, I think I did...

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

I want to be an Alpaca

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

One of the top movies of 1991: City Hookers.

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Everyone else is really cool...I just have problems I guess

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

Hey, what would you say if I came in to work tomorrow and I was like “Ray, I’m your cousin!”

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I’m making a lip chap so I can be rich.

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

When you crack an egg, you’re killing the spirit of the eggshell

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

How do spell “coup” - is it COO or KOO???

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

You choose who is a stranger in your life. Think about that.

[Stuff Patricia Says @heardfrompfunk]

I want to be White Oprah

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Patricia: This is a story about my husbands mother-in-law.

Ray: ...you mean your mom?

Patricia: Yeah.