“You must graduate with first class, don’t disappoint me my child”
Pikin wey dey chop palm oil rice dey carry first class?
Make every bdy behave themselves
I admire the purity of your thoughts: they are never polluted by the slightest trace of reflection or lucidity. If one day you were accused of intelligence, know that I would plead for your innocence.
Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".