Roy Trivellin

R.I.P Benji

[Roy Trivellin @hearitfortheROY]

Please test RESIST to 50409 to reach out to your state representative to help the people under #DACA remain in their home, the United States

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)

You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

SCRANTON IS ONLY A HUNDRED AND TWENTY MILES AWAY FROM PHILADELPHIA. @SteveCarell THIS WORKS. WHO WANTS IT MORE - @fxnetworks @nbc @netflix @hulu?? The bidding shall begin at five hundred million dollars.

[Roy Trivellin @hearitfortheROY]

@suntzufuntzu The Lion King

[Roy Trivellin @hearitfortheROY]

@OpTic_Crimsix Where the sega genesis at???

[Roy Trivellin @hearitfortheROY]

Albert Bunson
Aka:
Lil Uzi Bert
Bert
Bunboy
Bean
Fuckinggetoutofthereyouasshole
And Poopbutt

[Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @itslittletunny]

below please tell me your pet's name, and the bastardizations you call them instead. We all do this and I love it.

EXAMPLE:
Name: GOOP

but I call him:
-Gooby
-Goopert
-Gungo
-Gungus ("there's a gungus among us" is often said under my breath when he enters a room)
-Glim Glom

[Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸 @mattdpearce]

Man, if you want to know anything about the essential nature of social media platforms, just check out what happened to Vine when the people on the service suddenly saw themselves as workers instead of users.

From “Kids These Days”:

[Roy Trivellin @hearitfortheROY]

Florida man killed in standoff shot BB gun at deputies 🔫

[swervin merv @ratatooile]

EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor

[HayMap.com @HayMapApp]

bull accidentally pops his favorite ball 🔴🐂 :(

[bear @iamblackbear]

january was a tough year

[the other 98% of milk @jacob_sorianooo]

What’s the bigger flex?
Rt for 64 box of crayolas
Like for AirPods

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

So... The Office except in space?

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

It’s the holiday season so I’m going to pick two winners who will receive the full 100 Thieves 2018 Winter Collection.

HOW TO ENTER:
1) Follow @100Thieves
2) RT this tweet

Reply below when done and I’ll pick the winners in the next 48 hours.

[Chelsea Skrepenak @SkrepThroat]

“Where are you from?”
Me-

[catholic intimacy coach @TheWarOnProtein]

The year is 2009. You're laying in bed sick with the swine flu. Your parents' house is on the verge of being foreclosed on. I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas is playing on the radio

[mike 🍾 @champagnemikee]

Not to be dramatic but this is the cutest thing i have ever seen in my life

[.Ed @DotEd]

“I want everyone to know I’m in the room. Like dropping a glass jar of coins when I move my arm. I want cats to experience a new dimension of 90% fear.”

[Roy Trivellin @hearitfortheROY]

I feel called out

[.Ed @DotEd]

People who wear loud ass windbreakers indoors.

[Eric @mrmexicandude32]

How do you vote for family seperation and mass deportation and then go to church on Sundays to pray for children around the world who need help

[The Neighbourhood @thenbhd]

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