guanine

sustainably sourced tweets | @cal ‘21, ‘22 | she/her/她

[Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA]

Game 7 of the 2026 Finals was officially the most-watched WNBA playoff game ever.

Drew 3.3M viewers.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Embrace at the Golden Gate, circle of Manuel Alvarez, late 16th c, 📸 by @santiagomejia

[Rep. Ted Lieu @RepTedLieu]

Good morning! 🌊

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Good morning!

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

We're the Niners and you're watching Monday Night Football 🪄

[Ori 🇨🇲🦋 @greendrxgon]

natalie nakase getting that head coach job :

[Andrew Pasquini @pasquiniandrew]

PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN AROUND FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS AND WE ARE BLESSED TO BE ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME AS FRED WARNER

[derik queen @derikqueen1]

@DylanMckneely Does it have to do w me being fat & slow?

[cindy @Djodgers]

When your team is high key evil but you just have to keep ignoring it

[kenneth blume @kennybeats]

REMINDER

Jesus is the one (I got depression)

Has been donating 50% of sales since day 1 to @TrevorProject

And now that it’s a GOLD record

We have raised nearly 60k for a good cause with one song thanks to you all

💚

[kenneth blume @kennybeats]

I have just been informed that

Jesus Is The One (I Got Depression)

is an RIAA GOLD certified single

@zackfox

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[guanine @hearstmining]

wii coming back call that a wiisurgence

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[victoria! ~ 49ers (7-1) @VictoriaVan15]

the thought of living through two global pandemics before i saw the niners win a bowl✌🏻💔

[megan @reavesalltime]

i genuinely act like this about everything in my daily life

[🦷 @LesbianLuka]

Wearing Lakers merch today to let people know I’m lowkey stupid & delusional #HumiliationRitual

[Le5-6 @deepyy_]

Lakers didn’t fold so now I can hatewatch Celtics in peace tomorrow

[baige pueckers🗽 @azzissmile]

need to quit my job to focus on the wnba