meghan

will I look better, or will I look the same rotting in hell?

[meghan @heartacheontv]

Current mood:

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Here's some ironic satire for you... I hate my fucking life

[meghan @heartacheontv]

I'm all set thank you

[meghan @heartacheontv]

Thought it out and this time, it's all I can see

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Shamrock shakes for my real friends. Real rock shakes for my sham friends

[frax @fraxiommusic]

are you capable of love even though you are from Massachusetts

[meghan @heartacheontv]

Can't stop thinking about the guy we met wearing a balaclava with a case on his back and when asked if he was a ninja flautist he just responds with "asthma."

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

spotify smart shuffle is a deep state op created to trick me into listening to “ottoman” by vampire weekend every four songs

[Matt 🇵🇸 @TectonicImprov]

@heartacheontv GET OFF MY STAGE!!!

[meghan @heartacheontv]

We all live such different lives. My coworker just chose to watch the Steve Wilkos show on her phone during her dinner break

[meghan @heartacheontv]

Don't you EVER give me an unfrosted pop tart

[meghan @heartacheontv]

Wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee?

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

“Why am I so sad today?” I ask myself as I play the top sad songs from the playlist titled saddest sad songs that I made for the express purpose of making myself sad

[m @msnetik]

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

[meghan @heartacheontv]

Current mood:

[meghan @heartacheontv]

Do cacao nibs actually do anything for anybody they taste like chocolate dirt

[meghan @heartacheontv]

.@ScottStapp please open your Cameo again your biggest fan has a first birthday coming up

[meghan @heartacheontv]

Wait is it because of me