Debs

I love planes, cats and drag

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Thank you @britneyspears for spending 768 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/2DEDFzFla5

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Chirpy online Les Mills instructor: "Doesn't the movement feel great! Move and see what you discover!"

...I've discovered I'm inflexible and unfit, Sarah, thanks for asking

#exercise

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Why Royal Canin, not Royal Canine? Why Purina, not Purrina?

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A gym just started following me on Instagram. I think they're lost.

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I love you Mama @michellevisage thanks for coming to the Big Gay Out 😻

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what do you call a rectangle squirrel

A square

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who am i ???
i can make brown stuff.
i put my face on the toylet.
i might be disgusting.
so who am i…
i am your butt

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oh look a parrot, a parrot
where's the parrot?
there is no parrot

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Knock knock
who’s there
Chicken
chicken who
Why are you taking a bath?

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knock knock
whos there
waiting
waiting who
waiting for debbie

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what do you call the strongest vegtable

mussles

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what did the chicken do when he was on a date with the girl chicken when a dog bothers him

he said this is unaceptable

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How do you make time fly?

YOU THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW

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How many eyes do aliens have?

One eye, at the same time.

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How does Darth Vadar know what Luke Skywalker is getting for Christmas??
He's his dad! He buys Luke the presents!!!

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Bill: “Look out your window, it is so sunny, go out to play”
Bob: “NO, look out, your window!”
Bill: “Why?”
Bob: “Look out, it’s about to hit you in the retina!”
*sound of breaking retina*

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did you know that if a kangaroo jumped off a building thay will survive true or false

it is false.

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whats brown all over?
a stick

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is there a baker under your bed?
no
have you ever checked?
...no?
then how do you know there isn't a baker under your bed?

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@michellevisage When the kitten gets big, it will be RuTall