sleepy

[🪲 @frankvnstein]

Mia Wasikowska come home... the kids miss you

[🌻 @ONLYTANGS_]

phones on 3% and i’m 2 hours from home

[Oceaniz @Oceaniz96]

Its crazy how even as the story has expanded and changed, this remains the best quick summary of Kagurabachi and its appeal. hall of fame tweet imo

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[JABBA1 brand new day spoilers @JABBRWONGR]

"no you cant blow vape smoke on my baby" https://t.co/mLBF7pHXoZ

[Pukicho @pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Just remembered that all of them+the dog are war criminals

[kurodyne @ jrpgs 🐅❤️🐀 @Kurodyne]

Hulk Hogan watching the Trisha Paytas reincarnation portal close behind Ozzy

[muggsy @muggsyOh]

Damn I’m on my matcha shit, Dubai chocolate labubu https://t.co/6Mqi4cJjgJ

[sleepy @heartcollapsedd]

@p8rf1s are they rage baiting what

[z @bowiezfr]

I love you cunty mercutio

[˗ @betterpositionz]

My favorite form of Twitter illogic is thinking that the same group that wants something is synonymous with the group that gives backlash to it

[Variety @Variety]

"American Psycho" director Mary Harron is baffled by "Wall Street bros" still idolizing Patrick Bateman when the movie is “a gay man’s satire on masculinity.”

"That was not our intention. So, did we fail? I’m not sure why [it happened], because Christian Bale’s very clearly making fun of them… But, people read the Bible and decide that they should go and kill a lot of people. People read ‘The Catcher in the Rye’ and decide to shoot the president... there’s [Patrick] being handsome and wearing good suits and having money and power. But at the same time, he’s played as somebody dorky and ridiculous. When he’s in a nightclub and he’s trying to speak to somebody about hip hop—it’s so embarrassing when he’s trying to be cool.”

Read more here: https://t.co/qtTFNNUZal

[john lennon shady facts @getmearedbulll]

my personal casting for the upcoming beatles biopic

[🐈‍⬛ @livingdeadfawn]

life lately