hailey

you can kiss the ring but you can never touch the crown
♌️👑👽🛸✨🔮🦇🔪🐝🥃

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

Cheers to 35💫

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

The following @AdamSandler movies were watched today:
Big Daddy
Mr. Deeds
Uncut Gems
Pixels
Anger Management
The Waterboy
Happy Gilmore

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

When you wake up and decide you don't want to "adult" I highly suggest you take the day off and watch as many @AdamSandler movies as possible. Preferably starting with Big Daddy

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

When you wake up and decide you don't want to "adult" I highly suggest you take the day off and watch as many @AdamSandler movies as possible. Preferably starting with Big Daddy

[Jeff Nadu @JeffNadu]

The new American dream is to leave

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

I may not understand what they're saying but female German rappers go so fucking hard
https://t.co/Dy3BuU6SWZ

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

@calscruby maybe this is it

[cal scruby @calscruby]

TDYK out now on all platforms
https://t.co/Yrqfc7zM7p

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Don Lemon: “The only difference between Donald Trump and Jim Jones is Donald Trump would charge you for the kool aid”

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

I don't think I've ever been more excited

[Circa Survive @circasurvive]

Love & Gratitude 又

[James @ScriptsByJames]

JD Vance saying he’s the coolest VP is perfect. bc it conveys why they all do what they do.

it’s why elon buys Twitter. It’s why trump wants gold medals and the presidency. it’s why kash patel’s in the locker room.

they’re fucking losers. desperate for power & to be loved.

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

@circasurvive I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO EXCITED

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

@dpatel313 @CharlieDayQuote Yesss

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

@CharlieDayQuote Too many to name but here are some highlights:
-IM A FIVE STAR MAN
-Because of the implications
-Bird Law
-Cause science is a bitch sometimes
-DID YOU FUCK MY MOM SANTA

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

Why is it that Patrick gives SpongeBob all the answers on the driving test but you never see Patrick drive?

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

There is no better feeling than folding laundry and having all the socks match up with no stragglers

[BFP @BlueFirePicks]

@NYRangers Drury's first draft of this letter has been recovered:

[Tyler Beauchesne @SensfleckTy]

Rangers Fans opening their notifications to see the Letter 2.0 instead of a Chris Drury resignation

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

Accredo Specialty Pharmacy is the absolute worst company

[hailey @heartlesshailey]

Handing out candy to trick-or-treaters and I let the kids and one of them said "you're goated"
I hope that's good?