Andrew Clark

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

Some people say I have a Clark sense of humor. #nailedit #wentthere

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

Looking for a pick-me-up? For your consideration, this! https://t.co/PwkmHM2LT5

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

How do women like their eggs?... Ovaries-y! #badjokesarebad

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

@emileesnyder hey, totally wondering how your first week of school was #wouldhavecalled #needyournumber

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

Haha your humerus is showing! There is nothing funny about that, you need to see a doctor. #piecessoldseperately #replacementnotincluded

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

http://t.co/47qB1PqAqE This is how jet lag feels. #falconpunch #jetlagjetswag

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

@hanners_kh 1. Yes and it is one of life's smaller joys. 2. I will be home Tuesday!!!

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

Homecoming has an entirely different meaning when you cross an ocean to do so. #merica #onlyamericanssaythatcorrectly #backtuesday

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

I forgot I had a twitter. #dingus #finalsweek #blarg

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

@macmirandaclark It is a Shakespeare quote from MacBeth...

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

He has no breakfast. -All my hungry ones? Did you say all? -O hash-brown! -All? What, all my tasty nuggets and the ham, at waffle swoop?

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

I just got sh@ on by a bird... Are you KIDDING ME?! I know what that bird is thinking. http://t.co/sxSF86wwLU #audience #Imabird

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

@alexshedron Hey thanks man! I put a decent amount of time into those, because I'm not funny. There were only two voices among us but yet...

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

Loot buddies, loot bodies together! #truefriends #friendshiponlyendswhenyourfriendlootsyou

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

Go to steep, go to steep, go to steep little tea bag... #scarylullabies #ifyouwereteawhatwouldyouthink? #sweetdreams.

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

I don't make cheesy jokes, I am lactose intolerant, I make soy jokes at best. #youarewelcome #reallybadjokes

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

Are you bathsalts? Because you make me want to eat your face off. #badpickuplines #awwcute

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

@PoliSciGuy93 Harvey is Scrary-face, not dented... #isithelicoptors?

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

@PoliSciGuy93 Why so serious? #imbatman #waitwhat?

[Andrew Clark @heartoclarkness]

If you have to explain jokes, it's bad, but if you have to explain a pun, it's worse. #useless #idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore