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baby-faced assassin

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 18 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

[𝖒 @heartofarmour]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 18 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

[𝖒 @heartofarmour]

a game show but the contestant is white and asks if something is racist and the crowd chants “IS! THAT! RACIST!” and there’s a panel of people of color that vote on it and if it’s racist you’re voted off the show

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@junkshe PLAY FAKE LOVE

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calling someone a cow is no longer an insult in 2018

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It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 18 Aug 2013).
And you? https://t.co/bteIqWcDzK

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me: *points out flaw in movie*
marvel fan: *rolls eyes* *taps foot* that’s the POINT *spits*

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apparently a fast paced song WONT relieve tension that had to pop a squat right in the pit of ur stomach. huh.

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item: bright green, size xs, hole over right nipple

depop seller: super trendy, versatile piece! just like the one they sell at urban for $50 more :-) shipping is free!

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anyone have any good self-help book recommendations?

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i went from a two day montréal diet consisting of 14CAD chardonnay from couche-tard and peppermints to panorama to work this morning so anyway

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québécois accent is like the midwest of french speaking countries

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woman walking her dog in a fuckin monsoon only takes a cap and a windbreaker...i am intimidated. she is a force.

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i’m really trying to be whatever the opposite of a grown adult posting hibachi on their snapchat story is

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why am i a magnet for weird ass people who do weird ass shit for my attention like i don’t get it

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@cherrycastles ray that’s the english flag gdsffhf

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u know that point in the night where u switch from lip gloss to lip balm

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@ionIysaid jacob burns film center it’s a theater about twenty minutes from me

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🛴🛴 a screening of eighth grade ft a q+a with bo burnham next next week??

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ever just not know what has you feeling like those shoes ppl tie on telephone wires