Heart of Snarkness

When will this hysteria end, so we can get back to talking about normal stuff? Retweets & likes imply either agreement or bitter irony. Or a nice cat picture.

[Heart of Snarkness @heartsnark]

@EarlOfEnough Garland played it right. Now he can keep his job and be Trump's AG.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

US is about to “prevent communist take over” by electing a man whose only friends are KGB agent & North Korean Stalinist.

[Philly’s Original Harden @KHJ_Esq]

The ironic part of this is that 36 months from now, folks will be calling me asking me to sue their jobs for discrimination or for killing their mom and I’ll have to explain to them that Trump judges don’t believe in lawsuits and that they’re shit out of luck.

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

I’ve always said the good people will win, and I believed it.

I’m sorry.

[Andrea R MD, @andrear9md.bsky.social @AndreaR9Md]

I guess there weren't enough women or men who give a shit. Don't expect doctors to bail you out of the shitshow you voted for.

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

Didn’t articulate one single coherent policy. Just jokes and hate. Performing better than the last election. This country is sick.

[Translate Things @TranslateThings]

BREAKING: The United States of America.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Think of the bright side. RFK Jr. will make sure they lose the rest of their teeth.

[Andrea R MD, @andrear9md.bsky.social @AndreaR9Md]

How the fuck is this happening?

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

We let Jimmy Carter down.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Donald Trump will remove the United States from NATO, and Putin will continue to conquer Europe. Nice work you goddamn chucklefucks

[seanmack @seanmack1025]

Good morning Europe. Guess what happened while you were sleeping? Imagine the real fear in Ukraine this morning. Long live Ukraine.

[joel @joelntac]

@AmandiOnAir We’re about to take a trip through hell. Embrace your loved ones and turn the damn TV off.

[Fernand R. Amandi @AmandiOnAir]

This election — the most critical and important in our lifetimes — was fundamentally about what kind of country and what kind of people we actually are — and I’m afraid we now have our answer.

[Heart of Snarkness @heartsnark]

Once again, as always, the promise of Trump speaking has the news networks panning over the backs of Trump supporter heads, with an empty podium in the background.

Media behaves like Pavlov's dogs. Ring the bell and they start drooling.

The media sucks.

[Baron Brady @BradyBaron]

@speechboy71 If Trump wins, expect more aspiring politicians to be exactly like him.

[Heart of Snarkness @heartsnark]

@bags @speechboy71 @MrJonCryer The question is, how many people voted for the "Leopards Eating People's Faces" party? Now they're gonna find out.

[Heart of Snarkness @heartsnark]

At least, we won't need to vote again.
https://t.co/86lHDd8uds

[Peter Bukowski @Peter_Bukowski]

@speechboy71 @tyschalter Seems like this should lead to some soul searching that was supposed to happen after 2016 and emphatically did NOT