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[dewey koffman @heartypessimist]

I hate when I’m the bad guy in a movie and my scarred face won’t let me forget my past traumas and failures

[Mischief @MischiefsYT]

The left is a 16 year old girl btw

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

This.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

The guy isn't in politics. Nobody voted for him. He didn't do shit. Stole a shit ton of data. Government spending is actually up. Ruined the careers of 1000s of people and then decided "meh" not for me. Doesn't matter if he leaves the Trump administration tomorrow. He made his bed.

Also, when you are a fascist everything looks to be the left of you.

What an absolute piece of shit.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Until Joe Rogan says “I am sorry I endorsed this administration” he can keep it. All of this suffering is due in part to his stupidity and his actions. He should feel shame.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

Not school shootings. Not gangs. Not corruption. No….Tesla vandalism.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Why is everyone so mean?

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

I never want to hear a Republican talk about “buying votes” ever again.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Well, it wasn’t easy, but Trump did it.

He ended the several hundred year friendship between the US and Canada — our neighbor and closest ally.

Isolationism is a dumb idea, but going out of your way to get countries around the world to actually hate us is even stupider.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Manzo had himself an Opening Day to remember.

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWins

[J Hunter🍁 @MrJoKeR604]

The Prime Minister of Greenland: don't come here.

Every political party in Greenland: don't come here.

The people of Greenland: don't come here.

JD Vance: I'm going to Greenland!

This is why the world is turning their back on the United States and the hate is becoming real

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING - Bernie Sanders just now on the House Floor:

“3 Americans own more wealth than the bottom 170 million Americans. Those 3 people stood behind Trump during inauguration.

That is an Oligarchy.”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Can you share how your information about war plans was shared with a journalist?

Hegseth: So you are talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes

[Maren C @_mamaren]

Again: The USPS is REQUIRED to deliver to EVERY. SINGLE. ADDRESS in the United States. They have someone ride into the Grand Canyon ON A MULE to deliver mail to people who live at the bottom of the canyon. They are not meant to be profitable. They are meant to serve US citizens.

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

It is legal to criticize the president. It is legal to criticize the president's actions. It is legal to criticize the president's advisors. It is legal and patriotic and the blood of a healthy society to hold those in power accountable, and even to mock them. Remember it.

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Someone on tiktok pointed out theres more kids in Texas with measles than trans college athletes in all of America.

Guess which they want you focused on?

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

If you’re keeping count, that’s four Starship explosions out of eight attempts—an impressive failure rate.

Elon’s philosophy seems to be the same for everything: blow it up, waste billions, and call it innovation.

[💙Jillian Hurley @JillianMHurley]

When did this happen?

[🤕(sick pants) @SureThing_Buddy]

He said listen pal I can go pedophile for pedophile with the best of em