Samantha

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

Shared face nothing memorable

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

Wear flats to the bar Saturday #wearflatstothebarsaturday

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

What would u do if ur man was following Canadian ants

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

Realized maybe my husband is actually just at the bar

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

I would bite Alvin's fucking head off--as an example to Simon and Theodore.

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

I love to get 2on

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

Computer not working at all I can sense my boss is mad at me just let me die

[erin @Erinhealy21]

lmk why vine is shutting down

[😼 @michelobbagel44]

The heels were shooting like missiles

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

Idk a Danielle

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I’ve decided I’m not even Dating anymore I’m just Getting To Know People #BecomeAvoidantandUnavailable

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

Going out with the D1 trollers tmr gonna cry tears of happiness

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

Tipsy following my 16 year old cousin on Instagram #WEIRDHOE

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

Get up on your good foot.

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

I’m not the one the two or the three

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Need to figure out why I'm so attracted to closeted gay men

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

Where all my sammin ass manthas at

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

Anytime I find someone with blue eyes attractive I have to ground myself

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

We have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions

[Samantha @heatedblankie]

Sometimes I dream about doing activities with roommates