mal

(she/her) // bisexual // gay hockey players?? kissing?? on THIS account?? more likely than you’d think

[rin @ilyaftben]

what if this was a butt plu- [GUNSHOT]

[Drac @onyxnight1989]

Today’s pregnant Shane Hollander thought:
Shane couldn’t sleep. The giant Russian baby was moving around too much, apparently not ready for sleep either.
Since sleep wasn’t happening Shane started a new list of things they still needed for the nursery on his phone.

[izzy @nineselevens]

it’s been a while but we’re slowly coming back🩺 #hollanov

[𑣲joy ❅⋆₊❆⋆ @H0LLLAN0V]

shane finally sold his montreal apartment and is getting ready to move to ottawa. ilya is with him in montreal to help him pack up his stuff. they decide to divide and conquer the move out process to make it go faster. (1)

[tosh 🐰 @bur_tosh]

🔞 good ride

[LeonSK is a Princess @LeonthePrincess]

Thinkin about Shanebunny being a territorial lil shit.

Like yeah, he's just a bunny how much damage could he do to a bear? He is cumming in Ilya's shampoo. He is rubbing his balls on Ilyabear's clean laundry so everyone knows by smell alone that Ilya is his.

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[Lanita🏒🇦🇷 @anapaluzita_]

Pov: Sos autista y te tomas las indicaciones de forma literal.

[nov 💫 @wishitrains]

hollanov au where shane and ilya are lawyers representing opposite sides of a divorce case. their clients spend months fighting over the kids, the car, the furniture and the house. an argument starts when shane insists that selling the house is the only reasonable solution

[َ @serbastien]

*finds the clit*
ehhh guys…you might wanna come see this

[BG @bgvitofive]

when u peeling the orange and it keep squirting on u #woah #chillma

[Moski @barz999]

my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

*noticing you switched out my bread* you’re just blatantly not me naan

[hungry #hungry @whenislunchmom]

caring bunny: i hop you are doing okay

[Ilya Rozanov @therealrozanov]

Congratulations! This is baby number what 17? 18? Jackie needs a restraining order

[rel ⊬ @eddi3sbats]

shane's internal thoughts basically
#heatedrivalry

[𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒚 @evaesheim]

mini #hollanov smau where shane keeps trying to figure out who’s stealing his lunch at work without realizing it’s his coworker ilya doing it (he has his reasons) 1/11

[Tree @ATree_Official]

Fuck you

[G @graceinyofaace]

Boy get your fine ass over here and pull this wedgie out for mama

[mal @heatedwolfbird]

FUCKING RETWEET

[goomy @preg_rozanov]

Ilya who hates his body 6 months post partum, so Shane spends the night worshipping him & that’s how Ilya gets pregnant again.

#mpreg #hollanov

[lou🏒!! hollanov au updated 🌈! @ilyabov]

my king