Heath England

Athlete, entrepreneur.

[Heath England @heath__alan]

When someone with a 460 credit score asks if I have any wiggle room on my price

[Heath England @heath__alan]

@sbackoff Yea that tank top didn't fit so well. Figured I'd give it back

[Heath England @heath__alan]

All these Aaron Hernandez jokes are killin me

[Heath England @heath__alan]

All these people buying Red Bull and Monster with their EBT cards. I wasn't aware you needed energy to sit around and do nothing all day

[Heath England @heath__alan]

When it's Friday night and you don't fuck with anyone

[Heath England @heath__alan]

So now life is pretty much about playing with terrible snap chat filters til we all die?

[Heath England @heath__alan]

Do people who live in Alaska realize there's other places to live besides Alaska?

[Heath England @heath__alan]

@sbackoff *accepts

[Heath England @heath__alan]

Messaging "Heath sent a photo." to people and making them wonder why a photo isn't showing up is currently keeping me entertained

[Heath England @heath__alan]

Can we stop annoying people from going "live" on facebook or are we too late?

[Heath England @heath__alan]

I enjoy Sunday beers as much as semi hot girls love asking a question on facebook that could be answered in a 2 second Google search

[Heath England @heath__alan]

Whenever someone you had sex with posts an artistic pregnancy photo w their boyfriend comment, "better him than me haha"

[Heath England @heath__alan]

I work hard every day so if I ever have a daughter, she won't have to sell eyeliner and body wraps on facebook

[Heath England @heath__alan]

Wanted dead or alive: @E_Lind12... Said to be last seen kissing Rev Jesse Jackson's ass

[Heath England @heath__alan]

@E_Lind12 has a torn meniscus #PrayForEric

[Heath England @heath__alan]

Congrats to @AromaJoesCoffee for literally burning down the competition

[Sara Lind @sbackoff]

Calling all girls!! @heath__alan needs to come home everyday to a hot Carl and a hot ham and cheese. Can anyone help him 🆘 #helpheath

[Heath England @heath__alan]

Ever text "I'm in my office, come give me a lap dance" to the wrong person or does that just happen to me?

[Heath England @heath__alan]

Sorry you were stupid enough to spend $30 on weight loss tea and actually thought it would work