hgoose

motivated and functionally dependent on caramel iced coffee

[hgoose @heath_goz]

They may have done surgery on a grape, but today I delivered a baby bell pepper by C-section

[hgoose @heath_goz]

@SpiritAirlines cancelling my flight to an interview and then when I try to contact customer service they put me in a (fake) queue and end the chat before I get to talk to a representative. How are you going to fix this?

[ً @wtffrio]

communication is never hard for someone that actually wants you.

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

the taylor swift game so true

[sally darr @sallydarr]

Men who love football and hate on Taylor swift are punching walls

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

Very nice of Taylor to visit her stadiums during the off-season

[hgoose @heath_goz]

@Hanarchy4theUK @clur19 They extended it to 45 like a few years ago

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

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[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

RARE SALE!!

Up to 47% off 3M Littmann Stethoscopes for Black Friday!!

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[stancy🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @sterlingco_12]

Me to Taylor Swift

[hgoose @heath_goz]

Extremely dissatisfied w @CapitalOne Entertainment, who ASSURED me if my ticket did not arrive in time before I leave for Bonnaroo, they would have other options.

What kind of company has a policy of a 48 hr waiting period to talk to a manager about a legit issue?? 🗑🚮Absurd.

[Anthony @LTLN_Anthony]

We got a doctor in the house 😘@heath_goz

[Bonnaroo @Bonnaroo]

Physically 20 days away, spiritually already on The Farm... 🤩🌈

[Brian McBride @BrianDMcBride]

CNN's Alisyn Camerota just asked a Texas state representative "why does your legislature work so quickly to protect embryos but not for living, breathing 10-year-olds?"

[iggy @intheweeeds]

this week has this energy

[hgoose @heath_goz]

Congrats Michael!! #ufgrad @mikegoz34

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

COMIN OUT OF MY CAGE IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

[hgoose @heath_goz]

My first lightning game! Glad to spend it with @LTLN_Anthony 😊 @TBLightning we’re in sec 102 row H seats 3&4 if u wanna send the thunderbug over 👀 go bolts!!! ⚡️

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

There’s no way to get ahead when your salary increases 1.5% per year but your rent increases 10%.