𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜

•• Scam today before today scams you •• University of Kentucky ‘20
📍 Chicago

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

And that’s a wrap on the the best week ever ✨

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

@Im_SamB I support this, I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t sub the coleslaw

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

After a brief year-long hiatus, I’ve realized that a life without laughing at the tweets of distant friends and not being able to share my random thoughts is not the life for me

So I’m here to say that Whole Foods ranch is a 0/10 and should be considered a crime in the Midwest

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

If you ever see me put a man’s name in my bio plz know that means my life is in danger and u should contact the police immediately

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

Today SCOTUS got it wrong but Justice Sotomayor’s dissent did not

https://t.co/8KtJsESnK2

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

Alright I can no longer stay silent about this.
Crop tops & cropped jackets, while overpriced, are dynamic & useful transition pieces.

But cropped... WINTER COATS? Have y’all lost your minds?? What season do u wear them? Where??
Clearly invented by someone below the mason-dixon

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

@mariamascotee OMG I didn’t see this until now but without a doubt this is the BEST face sunscreen. It was recommended to me by my esthetician. It’s not oily, and won’t make u breakout. I literally wear it everyday as my moisturizer, and have for years! I give it a 10/10
https://t.co/1lSGACEwvz

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

Idk who needs to hear this but u still need to apply SPF ~everyday~ in the winter too

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

@AlmightySoph I make a personalized one on Plum Paper every year!! And make all the parts of it exactly how I want it

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

Scrolled through my own tweets and realized I have a very chaotic ratio of serious political tweets, to memes, to pictures of dik-diks

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

I’m ~no~ Amy Coney Barrett fan, at all, but idk how you can watch the hearing & ignore that she can recite the legal question, holding, majority & dissenting author points for every case regarding the bill of rights and only note she blanked on the least memorable prong of the 1A

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Amy Coney Barrett doesn’t know the five freedoms guaranteed in First Amendment.

[Vulture @vulture]

"The victim doesn't appear to be seriously injured, since I saw her on Saturday Night Live last week," said a representative for Lanez in response to the charges https://t.co/R4zs1Ij7oG

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

I cannot believe this man owned the Miss USA organization for 20 years and never asked anyone at the Miss USA competition for spray tan tips. There’s just no valid excuse for being this orange

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT!

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

@Chrissssssw This man.... should not have been asked for his blessing like what he was really tryna get price quotes?? and HUNG UP on one?? literally there was no time left after he called everybody and their mother before “flagging down” the police
Everybody involved sucks

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

The people have spoken

[we teach bottoms to shrink themselves @Chrissssssw]

we need the audience to find me attractive

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

I cannot wait to hit my kids with a “back in my day...” and tell them how I had to move back in with my parents and remotely worked full time alone in a room during the pandemic and that they can never, ever complain about being bored to me 😂

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

Millennials are moving back in with their parents in numbers not seen since the Great Depression. Here’s what it’s like for some of them. https://t.co/6zfPdoq9Fu

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

Not even portillo’s????

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

When in the Midwest! 🚜

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

Alright I’ll call it a night now that this video completely wrecked me emotionally

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

“Dada” 🥺

[𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 @heather_bemis]

remember in 2016 when wells fargo fired 5,300 employees after making them commit large scale fraud? 🥴 and y’all still don’t have recruiting practices down after all that turnover 🥴🥴 oof

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Wells Fargo CEO: "While it might sound like an excuse, the unfortunate reality is that there is a very limited pool of black talent to recruit from." https://t.co/vKcWwUDBWd