Dispatch: "...very intoxicated caller says he is a pirate."
Officer 1: "Clear on the pirate."
Officer 2: "Arrrrgh! Clear."
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My 3 year old just called me out for wrapping gifts without bows. I don’t know if I should be worried or impressed. For the record, I just hadn’t gotten to the bows yet... Joanna Gaines is my spirit animal. @WestOProblems@joannagaines