Heather Jonasson

That which does not kill us makes us stronger, which is why I eat lots of cheese dip.

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Saw this thumbnail on the news. Don’t know these guys, but they should totally form a band and use this as an album cover.

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Ads don’t often catch my eye, but a unicorn with the word ‘dream” and “dentist” underneath demands my attention. Apparently it’s a dentist that drugs you up. A+ for marketing.

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Problem: I’m friends with twins but only one of them is my “Facebook friend” and I don’t know which one it is.

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@Kyle_MacLachlan Will the bear be in attendance?

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@dionnewarwick

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@SL_Stockholm whoever is making announcements this morning mumbles and no one can hear her correctly

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On FB marketplace. Is this really the best way to sell outdoor summer furniture? Did you not have any photos of it from summer?

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@rkn When life gives you lemons…..

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@alyankovic Saw you in Stockholm Wednesday. My 15-yr old has been quoting both you and Emo Phillips the rest of the week. 18-yr old loved the super intense, elaborate drum solos. Amazing show and performance from all! Thank you!

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@TheBloggess I’m too tired to answer this. Oh, wait…

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@JimGaffigan Last time I was at the Atlanta airport there was a huge puddle of blood blocking the way to the elevator. No worries, just walked to the next where there was a rat. Can’t say it wasn’t memorable!

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@MrGeorgeWallace That’s the sweetest thing I’ve heard all morning. I probably wouldn’t eat you either in a crazy situation. ….. probably.

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@MrGeorgeWallace Your tweets always make me laugh on the way to work. Much needed in the dreary winter. Thank you!

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Swedish toddler on my train just said to her mom, “It must be easy for police to catch criminals in America because they always wear orange jumpsuits.”

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Taking the subway home in a wedding dress splattered with blood. As usual, no one stares or says a word. #Sweden

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@tarynthegreek Oh! I like that!

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@rickygervais YOUR chair? Not anymore! 😺

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I wonder if I’m the only person on this subway reading the Alf Wikipedia.

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@rkn Journey on the Quiet Train: Summer Stories 🎞

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@lindazNC Vad kul! 😀