Heather Baldwin

lover of history. kentucky democrat.
aspire to live my life like Laura Clay.

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells, are within you.

-13 Hours

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

Being single is a whole experience because what do you mean I can just go see Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson on a Tuesday evening for fun and somehow sheets magically stay on the bed and it doesn’t look like a fight was lost on that side of the bed every single day?

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

We got along real nice, until I wanted out, now I know you hate me 🤍

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

Some of my residents have given me new levels of petty to aspire to in my old age, and my previous goal was Kendrick Lamar.

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

All I’m saying is RFK better keep his half eaten brain off my meds bc if he thinks antidepressants are dangerous and volatile, you just wait until I’m unmedicated.

I’m one missed dose of Wellbutrin away from visiting Ronald Reagan in hell.

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

I need Steve from Blues Clues to stop randomly checking in on me via my fyp because the man just knows when I need nostalgic comfort and it is too much sometimes 😭🥹

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

Sometimes I do wish I owned a jeep.

This morning is one of those times.

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

It’s so beautiful to me that Harrison Butker had a horrible time last night ❤️

Bc what do you mean that the man who proclaimed loudly that women are best when they’re at home supporting their husbands lost to the quarterback with an all female management team.

Go birds 🦅

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

“Gray and blue and fights and tunnels
Handcuffed to the spell I was under
For just one hour of sunshine
Years of labor, locks and ceilings
In the shade of how he was feeling”

-fresh out the slammer 🤍🤍

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

You ever said “nah, this shit ain’t for me” and then the said shit was, in fact, for you?

Bc this girl feels bamboozled.

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

I just want Reputation TV because I am very much going through an Evermore ➡️ Reputation situation right now.

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

One time Henry’s PT asked him what his favorite color was and he said “Cyan!”

And my ass had to google what tf Cyan was; this child is too fancy for me 😭

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

@ky_rtl This is so……disappointing to me.

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

I love watching cooking videos but when I see people just chopping asparagus all willy-nilly instead of seeing where the stalks naturally snap to trim the ends it really hurts something within my soul.

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

@kyblueblood Thank you ☺️☺️

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

Yearly birthday dinner date with my best boy.
Here’s to years 30 and 8 for us ❤️

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

Why can republican presidents and majority legislatures do whatever the fuck they want but Democratic ones always “have their hands tied?”

I get that they’re just blatantly bulldozing the rule of law but at least all we’re trying to achieve is paid parental leave and healthcare.

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

All Travis Kecle had was a friendship bracelet and a dream…….say less.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Newly spotted asteroid has a tiny chance of hitting Earth in 2032 https://t.co/VKMSk8DBrp

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

That’s fine. It’s all fine.

Nothing of note.

*screams in 1938*

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump says he's signing an order to build a migrant detention camp in Guantanamo Bay

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

Idc, idc, idc, idc.
Justin Baldoni’s voice messages are the best thing about the ‘It Ends With Us’ drama and I’ll die on that hill bc if he turns out to not be the villain- sign him up for audio books IMMEDIATELY 😮‍💨

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

And I hope your daughters grow up knowing you voted for gas prices and groceries over their safety and future because you are short sighted, selfish, and small minded individuals ☺️

[Heather Baldwin @heatherbbaldwin]

30 out of the 47 executive orders Trump has issued so far have come DIRECTLY from Project 2025 so 🖕🏻to everyone who said we were overreacting and that it wasn’t a reason to not vote for him.
And a fuck you specifically to those who told me that there were safe guards in place.