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She/her/hers. Certified Masshole. Self proclaimed wine mom.

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Idk I just feel like women pay a lot in taxes to live in a country where tampons aren’t subsidized & the leadership includes sex offenders?

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They’re a 10, but they think that hating Blank St Coffee is an interesting personality trait

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@shelbysolla My building formed a tenant association and I think there is a lawyer assisting? The building is far from making the necessary changes but there have been some shifts.

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@man_bild 2/10

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I don’t really care how much winter is left tbh, the groundhog should tell the people what they really want to know, which is how many weeks are left in this pandemic? Stop withholding, Phil.