Heather Caha.

Locally Tolerated Sports Fan.

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

Genetics are so weird. I got my Mom's nose and my Dad’s ability to bring up high prices at the grocery store to anyone who will listen.

[Davante Adams @tae15adams]

Mine.

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

Groundhog Day was created by Hallmark just to sell more groundhogs.

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

I need some sun. My legs are so white they just drove to Whole Foods in a Subaru Outback.

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

I left my AirPods at home, so now I have to listen to Spotify on my MacBook with corded headphones like some sort of pioneer woman.

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

Being a woman in my early 40s is just constantly worrying that today is the day I get REALLY into astrology.

[Andy Nesbitt @anezbitt]

Imagine a coworker/friend of yours needed CPR for 9 minutes in your office and then after your boss was like - take 5 minutes, everyone. and then get back to work.

That's basically what the NFL just tried to do. Total garbage.

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

No one cares about this game anymore. We care about Damar Hamlin. Hope that young man is ok.

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

@Bethenny Hacks.

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

(deep sigh, tilts head to the side, tears up)
Its just so...beautiful. @Vikings

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Vikings when they fall behind in a game

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Miami's program may never recover from a Duke football player snapping the 🙌 over his knee:

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

Me: looks at verification code, says it 4 times in my head to "memorize" it.
Me: (two seconds later): Shit.

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

Instead of buying a pumpkin from a patch this year, consider adopting from a local shelter.
😆🎃

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

Someone recently told me: "find something that you love and do it for the rest of your life."
All that came to mind were tacos and the NFL.

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

So, maybe I just put on lip gloss to watch Jimmy Garoppolo on Sunday Night Football. Big deal. #SNF #SFvsDEN

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

Gus Johnson is my favorite. #OUvsNEB

[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

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[Heather Caha. @heathercaha]

Sorry I was late, I had to finish singing "Southern Cross" in my car in the parking garage.
They really need my voice to round out the harmony.