Heather Shrum

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[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

"Truth is like a poetry. And people f'n hate poetry."

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

My boss just pulled her shirt down from her neck and showed me her hickey her hub gave her 😂 she said "second one I've ever had" W2G Angie😏

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

My granny just said to me on the phone "I went and bought granny panties today, literally" 😐😂😂😂

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

I didn't know men (boys) still wore pants (with a belt) below their butt and had to waddle to walk. #so90's #leaveitthere

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

"IT'S TURBO TIMEEE" 🎄🎅🏼🎁

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

"And this here's our pride and joy, Snot" #ChristmasVacation

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. #ChristmasVacation

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

Clark: Ed what's wrong with the dog?

Eddie: Oh, he's just yakkin' on a bone

*BARF*

Eddie: He got it up, he's alright now

@KirkHerbstreit

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

Beyoncé slays so much, I just can't even. #girlpower

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

@Talica24 seriously!! 😑😂😭

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

Glad I'm not the only one who is in their 20's and just recently found out what the arrow by the gas tank in my dashboard meant

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

I get tickled watching every car I pass in the morning "digging for gold"

[savannah knight @s_knight_10]

Am I the only one who plans their whole future in their mind while driving

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

Oh my god 😂😂😂😂 @iTravisTweets https://t.co/S1lhfyvaZH

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

You smell something?

Fried pussycat!

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

If your needing a good laugh today- Your welcome 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/U99Rxi3DAs

[Jo Kemp @jshock1221]

hate myself for getting mad even when the person in front of me is driving 5-10 over the speed limit..

[Heather Shrum @heatherdian10]

House of Cards just referenced Knoxville, TN then TTU!!!! Sketchy but so cool