heather greene

ΔΖ // UMaine // WMass

[heather greene @HeatherGreene97]

"E is for everyting is going to be alright" - Drunk Tyler

[will darbyshire @willdarbyshire]

What do we want?
National Treasure 3!
When do we want it?
NOW!

[Haley Rode @haleyrode_17]

This semester is a doozy

[jefe @jeff_crisanti]

if white claw doesn’t make a peppermint flavored holiday seltzer and call it santa claws i will riot

[Sam Kennedy @sammysweetness8]

I still can’t believe people grew up knowing yankee candle as a candle store in the mall and not the flagship store featuring the Bavarian Forest,3 automaton band players, and an inside waterfall/coi pond. the priveledge of growing up in western mass

[Calum Hood @Calum5SOS]

Shania Twain is on the radio. I love Canada.

[Summer 🍃 @SummerCee]

Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

take me back to watching the plain white t’s perform live on icarly for the first time when things were simple

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

You are not a Gryffindor.
You are not a Hufflepuff.
You are not a Ravenclaw.
You are not a Slytherin.
You are an adult slowly dying from global warming.

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

why did my last 2 braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one

[bea @beamiller]

i’ve done some fucked up shit in my life but at least i didn’t invent the plastic bottle

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am a:

⚪️ guy

⚪️ girl

🔘 millennial

Looking for:

⚪️ a boyfriend

⚪️ a girlfriend

🔘 a way to prevent global warming because if I see one more nature documentary with a dying polar bear I will lose my shit

[Taylor @1goldenduck]

is the black line around the snapchat ghost like a millimeter thicker for anyone else or is it just time for me to go to sleep?

[Taylor @1goldenduck]

police officers wearing shorts have no legal authority at all i do not make the rules

[heather greene @HeatherGreene97]

I would give up a kidney for an Aroma Joes rush right about now

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Me after a mental breakdown:

[❋ @_emross]

Since Instagram isn’t working and I want the world to see this...here ya go

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

As for Trump, he’s basically a kidney stone on the body politic. He will pass.