heather holtz

twitter is for talking to myself

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

Would you rather go to fhloston paradise or zegema beach? #wouldyourather

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

Pop the bubbly and blast the Bublé #dolphins

[Joseph R. Gannascoli @JoeRGannascoli]

It's here

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Every single time my ears hear “prosecutors” my brain hears “prosecuties” #maggielieser

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

This hits different than it used to #mrsdoubtfire

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

Back in my day, AI meant “Artificial Insemination,” ya know for the cows? My friend from High school used to do that! #kissyfacts #happymothersday

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

Launch the downloads #lfdh

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

@stfu_kj You know how much I love that short hair on you!!!

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

If onlys and justs were candy and nuts #whatnoconsequencesinyourhouse

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

stop acting like a disgruntled pelican! #david

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

#hearingormemory #grannyhacks #dontlettheoldbagin

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

I have two modes: 1. Hyper focus and 2. What did you just say?

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

Hot take: Super Deluxe is better than In-N-Out #butforrealitstrue

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

@stfu_kj Kiss me auggie!!!!!!

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

I don’t want to ruin my routine for the day. #sorrycantgo

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

\o/!

[make up a guy @makeupaguy]

guy who pronounces the meow in homeowner

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

I could really go for some sprinkles right now #yum

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

Go ask him to borrow some batteries so he can light your lantern #vulgar

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

It tastes like a Reece’s peanut butter cup #goodstuff #bigcorn #alysa

[heather holtz @heatherholtz]

This corn’s for me, I want a big corn! #alysa #imsteven