Aych-Jay

Comedienne. Writer. Blogger. Marketing Consultant.

City of Angels via City of Motors.

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

Two different sets of parents spanning 20 years both thought it was okay to send the kids to Jurassic Park while they stayed at home and argued? I'm glad I know how to put a man out without forcing my kids to fight dinosaurs. I hope the state took them kids when they got home.

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@BrnrAbbarxXx They sounds like a good idea for a video! 😂😂😂 jk
I could also do 5 reasons these women are trash too! Being trash is non-binary.

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@notcapnamerica The illusion of power.

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@Chymra @PositivityHasAP @AshleyShyMiller Please don’t add this man’s crime to the struggle. Dom violence is not racial. Every 11 min a woman is killed by a spouse or partner. Black unity begins with sharing accurate data, rejecting false narratives and spreading love in the community.

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@theblaksmith Stop pinching that baby!

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@bwilliamsmusic 😂😂😂

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@jemelehill @Terrilynntee

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

If you can’t have an adult conversation with YOUR GIRL about YOUR FEELINGS please stop trying to explain the complexities of Kanye’s emotions to us. Dudes that can’t tell a woman how they feel about her speaking whole dissertations on what Kanye’s going through.

Call your Girl.

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

When did you figure out that was Jared Leto in House of Gucci?

55:17 for me.

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

But if you get a message from Nev and Kamie…life is about to get interesting.

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@ComicEricaClark 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Tondy Gallant @ILiv4Tondy]

Dear #Facebook and #Timehop when I block and delete someone off of my socials it would be nice if y’all would block and delete their freaking “memories” as well..teamwork mmmkay? #WishfulThinking

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@bevlove And you’re gorgeous!

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@davehelem How was it?

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@RufioJones So sorry for your loss

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@DavidADavis_ 😂😂😂😂😂

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

The category is Black Superheroes in bird getups:

Aldis Hodge/HawkMan > Anthony Mackie/Falcon

#DCFanDome #DCUniverse #Injustice #BlackAdam #Shazam #SnyderCut #JusticeLeague

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@_Sublime00 😂

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

Mariah Carey dead ass had a white version and a Black version of every song.

[Aych-Jay @heatherjayh]

@ComicEricaClark A snippet from Erica’s new podcast “Love Stories”. Be sure to tune in.