Heather

she was a manic depressive, which was impressive.

[Heather @heatherjtaft]

Remember when Leslie Knope met Biden on Parks and Rec? That’s my current mood

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Over the last two decades, more school-age children have died from guns than on-duty police officers and active duty military combined.

Think about that.

For God’s sake how much more carnage are we willing to accept?

[Heather @heatherjtaft]

*A glimpse into my morning at a DMV in the south*

Man to my left finished taking his license pic 14 minutes ago. He and the employee are discussing breakfast biscuits. Nice.

Lady to my right finished 8 minutes ago, but they’re discussing Raleigh road work. Granted, it is bad.

[Heather @heatherjtaft]

Its like having to involuntarily be a pick me girl except no literally it tastes like soap like fuck cmon it’s in everything 😭

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

you might be having a bad day, but just remember, there’s someone out there who has the cilantro soap gene and at least you’re not them

[julia @juliashiplett]

As a teen in my 30s I—-

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[Heather @heatherjtaft]

You mean to say it wasn’t already????? ??? ?????

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I just signed the Emmett Till Antilynching Act into law — making lynching a federal hate crime for the first time in American history.

[Heather @heatherjtaft]

Today our resident informed me that the “lotion” I’d been using for the last year was in fact, body wash.

If anyone needs me I’ll be rethinking most of my life choices.

[Lola Blanc @ohlalola]

Do you save all the voicemails from everyone you love in case they die unexpectedly or are you normal

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

Can people stop posting that pic of Zoë Kravitz I can only fall down at Whole Foods so many times

[Glow✰ @gIowiny]

found out that the reason I dont miss people is because of ADHD 😭 it really is out of sight out of mind

[Heather @heatherjtaft]

I know this feeling deeply

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

I just shouldn’t know this much about Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Foxʼs relationship. I shouldn’t.

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

ice skating is actually crazy. you're going to put knives on your feet and slip around on some frozen lake? hard pass

[Heather @heatherjtaft]

I know the CDC be out here making themselves look stupid but they definitely did NOT recommend 60,000 unmasked 18-25 year olds to get together for #passion2022

[MILEY @miley]

WELCOME TO MIAMI 🛥🌴🍾

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“I’m here for a good time, not a long time” between Covid and climate change, you’re here for neither