Heather

adult in training • she/her

[Heather @heatherleA26]

my aunt is a walking meme in our family ❤ love you debbie

[Heather @heatherleA26]

Or “oh here’s a ticket…oopsies it’s actually gone and now up for resale on another site for 50% more teehee”

[StayGold ⁷ 𝔼𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕖 GILLETTE STADIUM HERE I COME @StayGoldJM]

Me: waits an hour to get into the queue for Sabrina Carpenter tickets
Ticketmaster: I hope you’re ready….for NOTHING 🤡

[StayGold ⁷ 𝔼𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕖 GILLETTE STADIUM HERE I COME @StayGoldJM]

Me: waits an hour to get into the queue for Sabrina Carpenter tickets
Ticketmaster: I hope you’re ready….for NOTHING 🤡

[Heather @heatherleA26]

Connors coworker was like “being gay is a choice” and Connor said “I WISH! IF IT WAS ID BE THE BIGGEST TWINK YOU EVER MET!”

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

A girl did this to me when i was closeted and i blushed as my response and she started apologizing and i left school at like 1 pm and cry vomited when i got home.

She kept my secret tho for like 10 years so she was a real one

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

A girl did this to me when i was closeted and i blushed as my response and she started apologizing and i left school at like 1 pm and cry vomited when i got home.

She kept my secret tho for like 10 years so she was a real one

[Heather @heatherleA26]

Noah’s most current proposal via a phone call presentation is to rename 10 to one-ty

[Heather @heatherleA26]

How I let Connor know that OJ died

[chefkids @girlflopping]

Why people don’t like Claire 🧵

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

[Heather @heatherleA26]

“Leave me alone it’s my boy breakfast.” Connors response to say that he should eat more than 2 biscuits and a cup of coffee.

[bigbreadpedlar’s publicist @lalalandluvrr]

my favorite wga strike sign as of late

[Heather @heatherleA26]

Ant-Man & Wasp Quantumanian out of context

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you and your ex-husband decided to split up your twins at birth and are looking for a place to have them reunite, swap identities, and eventually ruin his publicist's/fiance's plans to take his fancy Cali vineyard moolah --

[Heather @heatherleA26]

Here me out @ATWWDpodcast On the Rocks tour @ Red Rocks...it's not like I'm saying this for the selfish reason of your next tour being in my state or anything @TheEmSchulz @xtineschiefer

[Director @tayallard]

Greta Thunberg getting arrested and accidentally taking just the sickest photo ever.

[Heather @heatherleA26]

@wedzaddams He's giving MLM vibes trying to recruit people

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita are now married.

[Dungeons and Daddies @dungeonsanddads]

It's time to see the Daddy Master.

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

Noodle passed away yesterday. The sweet old man brought us all so much joy, celebrate him today and celebrate your own babies at home. Please allow Jonathan the space to grieve and keep him and his close ones in your hearts today.