Heather McCollum

Just a crazy girl livin' the dream!

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

Four years ago Liam had a big announcement, today both the boys have something they’d like to share! https://t.co/mX930qmqHr
See Liam’s Announcement here:(https://t.co/3klAjSvF0l)

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

"Please don't drink the plant water." Words I actually just said to my 5 year old. #kidsareinsane

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

Maybe for lent I'll give up using smiley faces on social media and text messages? ;) ... ha! yeah that'll never happen!

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

Successfully made it in and out of the mall of America to return something without buying anything! #BudgetSuccess

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

My coworker got jipped using @Icelandair. :( https://t.co/heiCxqqXqS

[Dan Laschansky @DanLaschansky]

Never been treated so poorly as with @Icelandair. They scammed me out of $757.67, & called me a liar. Never fly them if you can avoid it.

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

My Apple Watch just went on power reserve and the only thing it can do is tell time! #yepfirstworldproblems

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

@travelBYtrade Ha! It worked!

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

@travelBYtrade we'll see!

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

Three generations 💕

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"This morning the Supreme Court recognized the Constitution guarantees marriage equality." —President Obama #LoveWins

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

Between having to pee every hour and a 3 year old waking with nightmares I don't think I'll get much sleep for a LONG time. #36weeks #2ndboy

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

Ok, ready to be skinny again. #8monthspregnant

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

That awkward moment when you say hi to someone by there name, they didn't hear you so you tap them. Then they say, that's not my name. Oops.

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

#1 pregnany craving, #argotea green tea. Now totally grossed out after opening one with MOLD this AM. Boo @argotea

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

Does this shirt make me look pregnant? ;) #babybumpnowshowing #14weeks

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

I should probably remember to tweet every once and awhile. #alwaysforgettochecktwitter

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

@pacarlson ohh I wish I had Doritos!

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

@pacarlson lol. I guess when I get a glass of wine in me and a little bored I do. :)

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

Ok bring on the key lime pie! #enjoyingfriday

[Heather McCollum @heatherlee83]

Put the kid to bed, then enjoy some mushroom ravioli and a glass of chardonnay... Don't mind if I do!