Heather Lowbrow

Real Housewives is gay Esperanto.

Early 30s guy, 98 percent real.

Not Heather Dubrow, obviously. I wish tho, and I stan.

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

My Eras Tour

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Who would you rather have back next season…Monica or Angie? Like for Monica and repost for Angie. #RHOSLC

[j @KlRBYREED]

I know the live feeds for this season were wild af

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

nah it's canon now

[𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕛𝕒’𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 @SONJARlTA]

NOO PLEASEEEEE I MADE THAT UP😭 DORIT’S LIKE & KYLE’S COMMENT😭😭😭😭😭

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

@sisiwasabi Blackout is INSANE, I agree — with the exception of maybe In the Zone, the first and only truly essential Britney album. That said, I do think the My Prerogative greatest hits collection album is an incredible snapshot of the early years and better than any individual album.

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Like a Virgin by Madge and Toxic by Brit are *not* good party songs. They are amazing songs and are fine for pre-gaming, armography and sing-alongs, but underwhelm on the dance floor. Do better, find a remix, stop being straight.

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

For Toxic, a solid choice https://t.co/yHJkYJ2R8j

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

I'll even help with the remixes. Put this on for Like a Virgin and pat the puss. https://t.co/xInlQCQxfk

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

If you don’t know who she is you are not done learning

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

@TheBravoDerm I guess she’s “that girl” hehehe

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

Haven’t even seen the episode yet but I clicked on Lisa Barlow so quick, lol 🤗Lisa is Mother and Monica is like something out of Dickens

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

gagging for sure bahahah

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

Oh this was somewhat of a gag🤭 #RHOSLC

[baddie @woke_stan]

Diana is worth 300Mil basically all of their net worth combined plus 140Mil #RHOBH
Y’all really bullied her to leave and now we are stuck with broke Garcelle and pretend to be rich Sutton! Thanks!

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

stop sleeping on early Pink challenge https://t.co/Zv38r1mF9J

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

Excuse me??

[💫 @andreafly1]

Britney Spears & Sean Paul - I Came To Dance [Britney Jean Outtake]

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

@wigshift Boot

[The Reality TV Guru @Realitytvguru13]

Looks like dorit wanted Diana back as well #RHOBH I wouldn’t be shocked if she was back

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

@TheBravoDerm That's honestly so sweet of you!

[Heather Lowbrow @heatherlowbrow]

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