Winter 21-22 Outlook Time! It’s going to get colder. Sometimes hotter. Apps will say snow “5 days away,” it’ll usually turn out to be just rain. Maybe a legit snow or two. Also, it could storm. Then it will be Spring. #WeDunno
I bought the Betty Crocker Dunkaroos frosting today. I thought I would be reliving my childhood. It does NOT taste like the og Dunkaroos frosting. #ifeelcheated
Has anyone else had to explain to a 5 year old that when you leave an ice cream sandwich on the counter it’s going to melt? And then they are devastated that all that’s left is a puddle when they come back from taking a bath 🤦🏻♀️
@TODAYshow why haven’t you picked this up? Why is no one talking about him? This little boy was murdered in front of his home and family and no mainstream media will pick the story up. Shame on you @NBCNews
“See, I am doing a new thing! Now it springs up; do you not perceive it? I am making a way in the desert and streams in the wasteland.” Isaiah 43:19 Creator God is not finished with the world or with us!
I gotta say.. there is no greater pain than having a gash on the side of your finger and putting on hand sanitizer. Not any hand sanitizer though. Distillery hand sanitizer
Thank you @OldNavy for notifying me three days before a birthday I’m supposed to be gifting the stuff I ordered TWO WEEKS AGO that I was supposed to receive tomorrow that it hasn’t even been shipped yet and won’t be getting here on time.. #awesome
I’m glad the local news would rather show Steven Colbert interviewing fucking Bernie sanders than showing us the god damned severe weather that’s coming. #dbd already been through a tornado once this year
Please tell me and governor how I’m supposed to social distance when I have to go to work everyday and give panic buyers their $400 worth of groceries?
Literally at the point of this week that I’ve had a box of wine sitting on my liquor cabinet for 3 days but I haven’t opened it because I just don’t want to figure out how to open it. #thestruggleisreal#retailvscorona