Heather Carpenter

Dentist and mommy of 2 precious squishes.

[Heather Carpenter @Heathermariedds]

@BlkBeautifully @murray_nyc @realDonaldTrump And he’s the least racist person he knows... right? I guess that doesn’t say much about the people he knows

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@RemiFNBR @realDonaldTrump How original... I’ve seen this exact quote several times. Is this the new copy and paste quote for Trump followers?

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@CellEpi @JoeBidenburns @realDonaldTrump No masks, no social distancing. Sure... that’s Flint, MI in 2020 alright 😒

[Heather Carpenter @Heathermariedds]

California professor, writer of confidential Brett Kavanaugh letter, speaks out about her allegation of sexual assault - The Washington Post https://t.co/GxwG1DSCtO

[Heather Carpenter @Heathermariedds]

Just got @away. Next stop: Rome

[Heather Carpenter @Heathermariedds]

@DaveOfPrescott Teens are part of GenZ, not Millennials. Don’t blame it on the Millennials, we’re not all idiots.

[Heather Carpenter @Heathermariedds]

@GordonRamsay what are your thoughts on the new “peanut butter sandwich life hack”? https://t.co/MnhC7Oa1ir

[Heather Carpenter @Heathermariedds]

@mishacollins on a scale of 1-10 how legit was my #gishwhes2017 birthday email signed by you? 😉

[Heather Carpenter @Heathermariedds]

@OtterooBaby First time 'floating' in the tub. Her brother was splashing, she was a little nervous. #Otteroobaby

[Heather Carpenter @Heathermariedds]

@kids_crying #reasonsmykidiscrying I wouldn't let him play in the medicine cabinet.

[Heather Carpenter @Heathermariedds]

Microwaves that turn into cameras? So...Transformers? Who's got the AllSpark now? And why hasn't my car transformed? #KellyanneConway

[Heather Carpenter @Heathermariedds]

Date night with the hubs to see #kongskullisland and celeb crush @twhiddleston. What could be better?

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Does this taste funny? RT if you get the reference! #Supernatural

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@ChesterCheetah #cheetos got me like...

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Newborn projectile vomits at the exact moment Hubs opens a NASTY toddler poo diaper. Hubs gags 😂 You can't make this stuff up #parenting

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To choose between Jedi or Sith is hard work 😂 #StarWars

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@AlbaBirthCenter I have pumped in a busy airport terminal. No one was the wiser 😊

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@GMA national dress up your pet day!

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I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 2796! #wordbrain #genius #words http://t.co/WGbWJYgnHs

[Heather Carpenter @Heathermariedds]

@ESPNMilwaukee I heard Tuesdays with Aaron last night. My husband was the one with a "Flynn's Twynn" sign!