Heather

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

social battery running out at the function, call that loosing my yappetite

[Charlotte E. Rosen @CharlotteERosen]

being an adult is just an endless loop of wiping down the counter

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Last day of

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[helena riley @freshhel]

Ideal life for me i’m a lizard I lay on a rock and have no chores but im allowed in Ulta

[tay @tayswizl]

i feel bad for my future kids bc im trash at math so we will all be crying at the dinner table

[plantainmamí @nneomaluxe]

Apartment hunting is so exhausting. Like why do you have 23 photos of the lobby and pool?????

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

fuck love languages. do u communicate by slamming cabinets or silently doing the dishes

[Gene Park, Obama’s Skull Face @GenePark]

$10.00 + $13.99
$3.99 delivery (FREE DELIVERY)

[Jalen Brunson stan account @nix973]

Account balance: $1,400

Me:

[Trash Boyfriend @damnitrebecca]

Damn. This is....yeah.

[Murda☘️ @4EMurda]

ask yo boyfriend to read a book out loud to you 😭😭 i want u bitches to see sum

[KRUEGER @KRUEGERXVI]

“Out for Delivery” just isn’t enough. I need to know what street you on

[Claudius @xclaudius]

every morning when i look in the fridge and see ingredients instead of meals

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

i’ve been really missing my friends lately so naturally i didn’t reach out or communicate with them whatsoever