heather

[heather @heathermoofasa]

@molecules16 Princess probs

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

about that time of year where i think buying 3 tiny gourds will heal me

[Remy Kassimir @RemyKassimir]

Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

They pour the worst damn pints in Cheers I’m losing my mind

[heather @heathermoofasa]

@molecules16

[heather @heathermoofasa]

@shrossi2 @Weatherboy39 Lmfaooo MW people buggin out that they can’t go to the captains table

[heather @heathermoofasa]

@molecules16

[heather @heathermoofasa]

@shrossi2 I just finished reading the book, is the show worth it?

[heather @heathermoofasa]

@molecules16 @Nick_Wojton Have to agree with wonton on this one. They’re just ok

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

500 Sq. Feet Of Summer

[Molly Eileen☀🥒☕️ @molecules16]

Fact: I workshop all my jokes on @heathermoofasa

[heather @heathermoofasa]

@shrossi2 Congrats!!!!

[Keith Habersberger @KeithHabs]

Been eating a lot of bread.

[Yano 🟪 @JasonYanowitz]

The 1st coronavirus case in New York was 3 weeks ago.

We now have 5% of the global cases.

March 22: 15,166
March 21: 10,356
March 19: 5,711
March 17: 1,374
March 15: 729
March 13: 421
March 11: 216
March 9: 142
March 7: 89
March 5: 22
March 3: 2
March 1: 1

#CoronavirusNewYork

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

38% of hospitalized #Coronavirus patients were aged 20 to 54.

Listen to the stats — not this guy.

STAY HOME!

[heather @heathermoofasa]

@molecules16 Ha same for me with cat food

[heather @heathermoofasa]

@Nick_Wojton No

[heather @heathermoofasa]

Do my cats really love me or do they just have Stockholm syndrome?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m giving $10,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (You know the drill following us allows us to dm you the $) Last giveaway for a long time, will show proof!

[heather @heathermoofasa]

@shrossi2 That movie messed me up