Heather Christine⚓

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

Sorry I’m late, I was watching a TikTok live of a cat’s GoPro.

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

Today I learned that after Pablo Escobar’s death in 1993, his 4 “pet” hippos made their home in a river in Columbia where they have no natural predators and then reproduced so much that last year Columbia ruled them a toxic invasive species.

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

Now he’s talking about when he had hair

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

Dude behind us at the bar: “You ever heard of Jock Jams? Ya know Be Aggressive B E Aggressive”

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

I could really go for a Scholastic book fair again

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

@yocolten You’re not broken Colten ❤️

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

@HoopDirt @JustPlaySS @MKE_MBB @CoachBartLundy @LMURailsplitter @BomberSports @CoachWF @MSUCometsMBB @mayvillestate @CSI_MBB @CSIAthletics1 @CoachMcGruder So now we’re giving out awards to people for riding the coattails of someone that actually built a program for 4 years? Got it 👌🏾

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

@deziraehelland @TweetsOfCats I love black bears

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

Non-grid wrapping paper shouldn’t exist

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

If you guys want, I can kick the snow chucks off the back of your tires?

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

Everyday on my way to work I see the same two small children walking to school and everyday one is punching the other.

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

Dis me

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

My girlfriend after hitting the curb 3 times in one car ride

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

Been a whole year but @austbollingberg finally unblocked me.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

NOOOO NOT QUEEN ELIZABETH😭😭😭💔💔

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

I don’t have a designated parking spot but damn I get annoyed when someone’s in my usual spot

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

Tennessee just crowd surfing a goal post

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

Kevin O’Connell could get it

[Heather Christine⚓ @heathernygaard]

If I ever get murdered someone please call @dateline_keith

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no bra sundress season has been fun but i’m ready to move into no bra sweater season, the queen of all no bra seasons