The worst part of having kids is after you are feeling it after drinking margaritas on a Tuesday night you can’t play Bitch I’m from Louisiana on your way home from the Mexican restaurant
People are like "Show me your Spotify wrapped" like I don't share my account with a six year old.
He listened to Skibidi by Little Big over 500 times, there's no way I could break through.
I cannot believe that college me was coming up with 4-5 distinct, creative costumes for halloween each year and now i’m like uhhh I got cat ears gonna be cat :)
my boyfriend has been to Louisiana exactly once but it left such an impression on him that to this day, anytime he hurts himself, he immediately says "get me the phone, I need Morris Bart"