Being a supervisor is so funny because of course this guy called out on his last day of work and of course I want to be like I'm not surprised but instead I said "what about the children!"
I told someone I couldn't have plans because I have groceries being delivered and their response baffled me. Sorry I have to be home to greet my rotisserie chicken at the door, bitch!
You think you're cool but are you speeding past tractor trailers signing one direction at the top of your lungs in an off white Cadillac? No, that's me.
Psych is one of the best shows of the 21st century, and you know it's true because none of those actors were able to recreate the same success afterwards