Heather Scheurer

Public History PhD Candidate @MTSU , Public and American Military History, Toddler Wrangler.

[Heather Scheurer @heatherscheurer]

@heymrsbond Babel by RF Kuang. It's about the power of language and Empire. It's so beautifully written and imaginative that I just can't get it out of my head.

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@k_mcclurkin Dr. Watson!

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At BSU I kept my office door closed and positioned my desk so I faced the door. I mapped out my classrooms for escape/concealment. My first "big event" memory is Columbine.

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@LazyCreepypasta @Cameron_Young02 @h3h3productions She told her mother right away. The prosecutor even said there was enough evidence to go to charge Allen, but he didn't want to put the child through the trauma of a trial.

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Today my father apologized for putting me in situations and around people who sexualized me as a young teenager and I could feel decades of shame being lifted from my soul. It's never too late to address and confront your past. #StopSexualizingChildren

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@DeGolierThomas I read "vaccines" as "vaginas" the first time through. Either way works though.

[Sarah Crook @SarahRoseCrook]

BBC world service saying “historians will have to put this into context”. Can I speak for all historians when I say WE’RE TIRED

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@SarahCalise I got Hood Feminism for Christmas, too! Only read the intro so far, but already hooked.

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3yo says "Baby Jeez" instead of "Baby Jesus" and I will never correct him.

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@HerbertHistory Neon Moon

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writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

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Liam (3.5yo) said he wants to be a doctor who gets babies out of people's belly. I'm just so proud because when I was 5 I told my mom I wanted to be an exotic dancer. In my defense, I thought that's what ballerinas were called.

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@k_mcclurkin

[Helen Kingston @kingstonwrites]

Men's midlife crises are intensely boring they just get an expensive bike and marry a 30 year old version of the same wife whereas women do fucken cool stuff like open owl cafes, retrain as beekeepers and get phds in necromancy.

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@HannahLebovits I felt that way until I cooked Alton Brown's turkey recipe and now I look forward to it every holiday season.

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@SarahCalise @lpbradley And holy crap they have scrunchies! I'm so glad your tweet graced my eyeballs today!

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@SarahCalise @lpbradley I want to get Liam the "just here for the free cookie" shirt. Publix was the one store he would always agree to... because of the free cookie.

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I got to hold my baby girl for the first time in a week and it feels sublime. For days I just stared at her from afar and cried. Fuck #COVID.

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@lizazzzl Right?! Thankfully he only had "mild" symptoms; tummy ache, muscle aches, fever and congestion. He gave it to me and he recovered much quicker.