Heather Can’t DecIde

your common bi neurodivergent library scientist/paraprofessional. hyperfixation of the day: holy motherforking shirtballs i'm gonna be on jeopardy tomorrow

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

@Jeopardamy I am constantly amazed (in a bad way) at how confident many old men are that they are right about everything. Transphobia, the laughable belief that the show "gets rid of" people, even knowing what "everyone" thinks -- why haven't you been on the show then, genius?

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

Sometimes, you get anxious about your upcoming appearance on a quiz show and you take an hour to make....this. #jeopardy @Jeopardy

Watch Not Ryan Gosling and Not America Ferrera and Not Simu Liu compete while Not Margot Robbie hosts!

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Ashley Tisdale teaching her daughter Hilary Duff's 2003 smash hit song So Yesterday

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

do not go gentle into that good night
post, post, against the exceeding of the rate limit

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Can't get behind Nero's apology video about the Great Fire of Rome. Playing the lyre definitely did not help

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

@hankgreen What fictional universe would you most like to live in?

[Tor Books @torbooks]

We are so excited that #EbonyGate by @valleygrrl and @kenbebelle is coming out on 7/11 that we're giving YOU the chance to win a copy of the book plus some fun swag! Just follow us, then like and retweet for the chance to win. Best of luck!

#EbonyGateBoxSweeps

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

Trying to convince myself to fold my laundry instead of, you know, writing a treatise on why Harvey from Stardew is the most romantic and supportive marriage candidate, but also the most ethical choice for the famer to make. In this essay I wi--

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

@AshleyGWinter A child I work with often says "Alert! Alert!" whenever he needs assistance, so now I'm just imagining your baby's thought process as "Alert! Alert! People keep calling me alert!"

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

@hankgreen Oh god, replies from both Green brothers within basically one week, what is happening.

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

@hankgreen Did you just find out via John’s tweet? 😂

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

@magistrabibendi I have all of those and also these?? I’m almost too afraid to click on the “egg punk” one.

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

@buzztronics At the summer camp I work at, a few 6 year old kids started doing a "baby conga line" unprompted, so hey, maybe there'll be a comeback in like 15 years?

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

@sportswithjohn Spoken like someone who’s never had to do paperwork! 😂

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

@hankgreen Hank

[Looney Tunes @LooneyTunes]

Happy Pride, get your drag on 🌈

[Holly Hearts Books @HollyKnece]

I think not

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.

[Heather Can’t DecIde @heathersighed]

@AmodioMatt I think it got cut off, clearly it meant to say “Matt Amodio is Midgard’s smartest and kindest Jeopardy player; change my mind.” 😊