Heather S

I have many expensive leather-bound books.

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@ConceptualJames @DarthMediocrity Speaking on behalf of my dog, who was turned away from medical school few years ago, I'd have to disagree. . . #CanineSudentsareStudents

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@nuanceislost @ConceptualJames 😅

[WoofWell® @woofwelldogs]

Imma pretty good w/ nunchucks too🥋! #justsayin 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐕 #teenagemutantNinjaturtles #WoofWellDogs #dogMeetsTurtle
📷 by (Let_life_be/IG)

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@JeremyAdamRoss 2020: Sup?
Me:

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@JeremyAdamRoss My dog when my other dog farts:

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

I think my warning label won!

[WoofWell® @woofwelldogs]

If your dog had a warning label, what would it say?
☺️🐶
#dogsoftwitter #doggygames #dogs #warninglabels

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@woofwelldogs @FurzeyRetriever @SLeesi17 @dogdaysinitaly @FunnyDogVideos7 @Hollybayb Yes. Also causes inability to be mad for longer than a half hour. She's a lil' sh*t but we love her.❤

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@woofwelldogs @FurzeyRetriever @SLeesi17 @dogdaysinitaly @FunnyDogVideos7 @Hollybayb loss of focus😞, loss of storage space on your phone,📵 excessive story telling🤠🥳😎, excessive use of the sentence "wanna see an picture of my dog?"😏, excessive vet bills💰, chewed up socks, chewed up bras, chewed up couches, and the feeling of mutual unconditional love.❤🐺

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@woofwelldogs @FurzeyRetriever @SLeesi17 @dogdaysinitaly @FunnyDogVideos7 @Hollybayb Warning: may cause dizziness, insomnia, hearing loss👂, uncontrollable laughter😂, uncontrollable anger, mood swings🤬, excessive yelling at your spouse, apologizing to your spouse for excessive yelling😇, sudden urges to grab your camera and take way too many pictures📸🤳📹. . .

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@woofwelldogs @FurzeyRetriever @SLeesi17 @dogdaysinitaly @FunnyDogVideos7 @Hollybayb loss of appetite, loss of focus, loss of storage space on your phone, excessive story telling, excessive use of the sentence "wanna see a picture of my dog?", excessive vet bills, chewed up socks, bras & couches, drowsiness and the feeling of mutual unconditional love.❤🐺😉

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@NewDiscourses @ConceptualJames

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

https://t.co/l5aeDMS3vo

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@DavidBegnaud @CBSThisMorning There aren't enough antigen tests here to test the people who never leave. We have to get a prescription to call a phone number which is always busy to get a number. Once more tests arrive on the island you have to wait for your #. Have the tourists bring extra antigen tests.

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@ConceptualJames *guilty or oppressed

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@ConceptualJames I think Black History Month needs to be addressed. Every year we celebrate our ancestors' ignorance and get to question if we should feel either guilty and oppressed. Alternatively rename it 'American History Month' and throw in an RBG day, a Lincoln, maybe a JFK day.

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@nuanceislost @ConceptualJames I know I'm going to get shit for saying this, but I'm pretty sure that @ConceptualJames has read 1984.

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

2020: Sup?
Me:

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@AndrewYang Noooo... @AndrewYang whyeeeee?????

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@woofwelldogs @Ollie36297131 @dogdaysinitaly @syd_akaYog Mrs. Wigglebottom

[Heather S @heathersimon33]

@woofwelldogs @Ollie36297131 @dogdaysinitaly @syd_akaYog Princess Cuddlebug