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Bartender/paramour to a small business owner. Seattle. Reality TV is life. Peonies over Roses. Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. Fight me.

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I like this pic better. 😈 👗 @ The Whit's End-Neighborhood Bar https://t.co/djwwo0w4fg

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Devil with a blue dress on. #halloween @ The Whit's End-Neighborhood Bar https://t.co/YbOBSCiQSJ

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My bath water is decadent right now. Get you a rose jam bath bomb from Lush. Also buy the shower gel and body spray of the same scent. Thank me later. @lushcosmetics @ Seabrook Washington https://t.co/MrmpRcA8H5

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Bath time accoutrements. @ Seabrook Washington https://t.co/aQPj6qOs49

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You can definitely tell I’ve been crying, but had a really lovely conversation with my niece @danifaves, we’ve made plans to visit on Halloween, and I’m feeling a bit more myself. @ Seabrook Washington https://t.co/ZlspZwX8ei

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Sometimes horses happen here. @ Seabrook Washington https://t.co/K1pllWa4PO

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Back of the house//view from the porch @ Seabrook Washington https://t.co/y0IABGVkEj

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Pre midday meltdown. It was a good time. @ Seabrook Washington https://t.co/nmbzSlmfur

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“Relax” doesn’t currently seem to be in my vocabulary. | I’m trying really hard. @ Seabrook Washington https://t.co/zypdKH6VUf

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Trying to keep it together. @ Seabrook Washington https://t.co/8uz4CD5RZK

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Jalapeño pineapple margarita for me, house marg for The Chad. @ Koko's Restaurant Seabrook https://t.co/g98FJU54IF

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. @Billyjensen @JensenandHoles Is the secret Long Island case you can't talk about the Gilgo Beach Murders? I realize this is a stupid question if you can't talk about it, but I can't not ask.

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Love these beauties so much. @ Neskowin, Oregon https://t.co/QIlOWa8q8A

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Basic at the beach today @ Neskowin, Oregon https://t.co/3wMLeR6CfE

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Hunkered down in a beach house with your bestie is the greatest way to spend your pre-birthday ♥️ @ Neskowin, Oregon https://t.co/M1dX1zBVaT

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Living my best beach life @ Neskowin, Oregon https://t.co/coALq3gUnm

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My current bedroom view. I love the beach house. @ Neskowin, Oregon https://t.co/l5odpTxmkk

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Currently enjoying a “Sweater Weather” crafted by Jake at @ridgepizza - the perfect fall@cocktail! @ Ridge Pizza https://t.co/uCQ4RUYxLz

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Stimulating the local economy. Guess which beer is mine? @ Brouwer's Cafe https://t.co/FdvaztFAwR