heather

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

cats would love cigarettes

[austin @convictedloner]

"you look tired" bro i want to stop existing

[𝓑𝓻𝓲 @itsbri_babyyy]

“ur so quiet” thx I spent years getting ignored so I simply do not speak anymore

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

my coworkers trying to have a normal day:

me on my 27th cup of coffee before noon: y'all mind if i scream

[T @tylerthecreator]

i fucking hate small talk just stop please its okay to sit in silence fuckkk i dont care about ur kids bro

[lord gabber @emimeetsworld]

oh my fucking god you actually have to get home and make dinner with ingredients you buy for dinner and you have to cook it and the next day you have to make dinner again and again and do another food shop and more dinner and it’s every fucking day like this

[Brady @pebbut]

Why does it have to be the roaring twenties can we just be quiet for a lil bit. the quiet twenties

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

you’re asking for her nudes i’m asking for her to trade two wheats for one sheep we are not the same

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

financial tip: put your debit card in the garbage disposal and then immediately call your bank and ask them to send you another one. now you can’t spend any money for 5-7 business days