Heath Moyer

master’s degree from the university of silly shit

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

When’s Iowa wrestling gonna take a step forward. Stop letting high level guys degrees. Brands time at Iowa is up

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

why do casey’s urinals have faucets

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

how do ladies hold in a piss for dudes it’s like putting a kink in a garden hose

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

when to woman go to the bathroom together to they both actually use the toilet or are they just powdering up

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

it’s not about the money it’s about the memories doll😘

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

everything can become tomorrows problem if you look at the situation right

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

damn i’m good

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy mother’s day to her

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

to nights to remember that i’ll never remember🥂

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

the less you say now the less you have to apologize for later

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

beer went queer #soberlivin

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

hitlery clinton

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

you ever wanna have a good time call 1-800-good time mr good time will pick up

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

i use to think my dad was an asshole then i hung out with him and realized he’s big heath

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

worked four hours today more than @Prycey_Bauls12 did all week

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

you don’t know shit about fuck

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“nobody can make heath laugh like heath makes himself laugh and i love it” ~@justin_obrien1

[Heath Moyer @heathrm21]

i pave my own path