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[Heather @Heathschmk]

Wake me up when the Pens resign Geno

[Heather @Heathschmk]

So tough to end a series with that game.

[Heather @Heathschmk]

Me at work this morning. Dead inside. Still thinking about Pittsburgh’s performance this series.

[matt⁵⁸⁷¹ @fleurysblocker]

despite my sadness and my frustration i will believe in them until i die unfortunately 🫩

[Heather @Heathschmk]

Me yelling at the Pens to shoot the puck on a power play

[camy @sidnezcrosby]

the pittsburgh penguins are not real and they can't hurt me

[Heather @Heathschmk]

@yinzzzerr Don’t forget “misses the puck”

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

You're working a stressful job. You have bills to pay and maybe a family to worry about. You're trying to find joy in the small things. And now you've gotta worry about your stupid fucking hockey team making it out of the first round of the playoffs

[jay @kendallhosseini]

the florence and the machine concert discourse is ridiculous but a bunch of people who didn’t care before are saying fuck the flyers now so

[Jake @_j_a_k_e_d]

I hate how Flyers fans were invisible for like 10 years and now they come outta the woodworks like they’re important cause they made the playoffs 1 time

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

I wonder if the NHL is aware that the playoffs start in just more than 48 hours. Very unfair to people who are traveling from out of town to see games, or for people who are trying to organize their lives around when puck drop is. Not fair to the teams either, for that matter.

[NHLPA @NHLPA]

The only active player to hit 1,100 career NHL assists – congrats to Sidney Crosby 🐐

[Heather @Heathschmk]

And while I’m at it, @lukecombs doesn’t miss either. The Way I Am album? Gold. No notes.

[Heather @Heathschmk]

I am @dunkindonuts ideal fan base. I’m a sucker for every promo. Cereal N Milk latte? Obsessed. Protein Milk? YES. Banana Latte? Underrated superstar. I just can’t help myself!

[Heather @Heathschmk]

I would really, really love this win for Mike Sullivan #USAHockey

[Heather @Heathschmk]

@Xfinity hey thanks for deciding business hours to work on the internet. It’s not like any of us have jobs or anything dependent upon the internet working.

[Heather @Heathschmk]

Hey siri, is a two car garage big enough to house a hippopotamus for Christmas?

[Heather @Heathschmk]

@ADT is trash, never buy a house that has a system previously installed.

[Heather @Heathschmk]

I’m going to be honest, I haven’t understood a single word that the Red Clay Strays have sang about in this song #CMA