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Mom. Wife. Mudblood. Proud Gen Xer. Scary Mommy contributor that one time. #AuDHD #Ally🏳️‍🌈 #vaccinated💉 🖤💙🖤

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If you use https://t.co/ljrUvqtxSy &you forget to cancel the account and do it as soon as you’re charged, their terms say you can go fuck yourself cause they won’t refund you. It’s insane that their policy isn’t more customer friendly. Oh well, lesson learned. The don’t CARE.

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

#edm #remix #ghosts #ghost #haunted https://t.co/hQFGJLJIk9 via @YouTube

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@Qltr

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Easter is done. No more holiday decor left except 4th of July.

Now with a gaze as blank and pitiless as the sun, I slouch toward Halloween to be born. #thesecondcoming #yeats

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

Can someone who works @starbucks look at this and tell me what it means &can you look at the color of the drink?
Cause here’s the thing, I ordered a lg iced Praline latte w -1 pump and this basically tastes like milk/sugar. No coffee taste Waaaay too much syrup. Am I the asshole?

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

He called her Satan’s Sister and we can’t stop laughing. I’m having tee shirts made. To be clear she’s Satan’s sis for divorcing him after years of warnings and couples therapy in which he said “I’ve changed, I’m not changing more”

#narcissist #exfiles #Divorce #coparenting

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

He told their daughter that he’s ashamed of her and she has emotional issues. She’s 11

Like duh motherfucker, her emotional issues stem from an emotionally abusive father who leverages his children to torment and punish his ex wife for leaving him. He is the biggest bag of dicks

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

My friend has a narcissistic ex husband and today he took their daughter to the doctor. She didn’t want the strep test so he threw her on the floor, pinned her and told the nurse to do it. She refused and they were asked to leave. He then told his daughter she is a disappointment

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Boston Cream Pie Donut Pop Tarts are bomb. 💣

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

I don’t know anything about #JakePaul but I do know that #MikeTyson beat the hell out of his ex wife, so unless Paul is worse, I’m not rooting for the wife beater. #TysonPaul

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

So @cvs revenue is in the billions but they can’t hire extra pharmacists to cover lunch breaks.Instead I’m sitting here while they work (pharmacist isn’t at lunch) and I have to wait. Stagger the fucking shifts.

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

Red flags on a date 🚩🚩🚩(grown ass man edition)

You can hear change in his pockets.

Gauges unless they’re part of an aesthetic

Dirt under their nails - unless they’re a mechanic or another job that leaves permanent dirty nails

He turns his car on and Celine Dion is bumping

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

@PharaohOfX @PicturesFoIder Someone find that woman and get her out. She needs help.

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Red flags 🚩🚩🚩on a date

He takes a call from his Mom, at the table, and talks about you

He has Thomas Kincaid paintings in his home

You point out that his shoe is untied and he blows it off and says he’ll get it later. You’re pretty sure he doesn’t know how.

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Walking past a grumpy Chad last night in a parking lot, and only after I passed him did I realize I should have said “you’d be prettier if you smiled.”

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Today is the last day Virgin Voyages is offering 70% off the second sailor! Reach out for [email protected] for some sailor loot!

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

It’s time to take a trip - TA’s can “take over” your existing booking that you made for yourself and advocate for you. You never pay a TA! Let this guy make your travel plans, he rocks⬇️⬇️⬇️

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

#AuDHD:

Craving organization but living in chaos

Needing routine but seeking new adventures

Loving bright colors but wearing the same black yoga pants and grey tee daily

Eating/craving the same meal for days until you’re finally sick of it but wanting variety
#ASD #adhd #ADHD

[🎄You're Killing Mommy🎄 @heathwestfield]

@PatricProAuthor Hard to ask a dead guy

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