heather

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

My mind drifting away as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they've killed my spirit

[⋆.·★ ℱₗₒᵣₐ ★·.⋆ @_pix3lpixi3]

i dearly miss when likes were public. I used to send subtle, subliminal messages to my followers with my likes. Now no one can know who I truly am or what I'm all about.

[maya - moved @lizzieshanns]

CHRIS JONES IS CRYING AGAIN THIS GAME IS OURS

[vinny batchy @blaccmass]

“Dad who was Rich Homie Quan?”

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

August 31st September 1st

[cяιs @terpfeen]

i'd be the first person to sit down with dr.doofenshmirtz and truly just fucking listen

[heather @heathyking]

i want to chew on him :/

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

Can everyone be nice to me forever

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

one thing about me i will be giggling

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

The Grinch: I'm not a fan of the materialism of Christmas

An entire town for some reason: I hope he dies alone

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Let’s ask HER

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

Goodmorning to all my glasses wearing baddies