Melon Husk

I’m Elon not a parody account

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

@NassClay @TooElitePodcast Why even have a grid at all, it seems like it’s just 6 choices.

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

@NassClay @GoodReddit I grew up on lake water. I actually prefer it to well water.

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

Every verified tweet is now an NFT that verified users have the rights to. The blockchain will record whenever the tweet is used and will give the original author (and twitter) royalties. #TwitterLayoffs #TwitterTakeover

[Opac Jr @OP4C]

WTF Elon?

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

The memes will also be NFTs owned by twitter so you’ll need to pay to use the memes. The spicier the meme the higher the price. #monetization #Twitter

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

Much like Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, Twitter will now only use memes to communicate messages.

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

Twitter idea #1: Tesla owners can subscribe for $7/month and twitter will build a list of tweets that guide you to your destination with fun tweets about your current location #Tesla #Twitter #VerticalIntegration

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

Fuck Elon Musk

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

New podcast idea - “Montauk’s Mom Talk”
#bobloblawslawblog

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

@NassClay @lumpen_princess It’s a shame that Dover couldn’t be included in France. That’s going to be a lot of rigamarole getting to the rest of their country with border crossings.

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

DJs are essentially music sommeliers

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

UTV

[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

A sweet, sweet victory at Molineux! 😆

#WOLAVL

[Smarterscout @smarterscout]

🚨 TRANSFER ALERT 🚨

The United States are close to re-signing central defender Joe Biden on an enhanced four-year deal, with an option for four more years. The 77-year-old would arrive on a free. Also signing is forward Kamala Harris, who leaves California by mutual consent.

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

@SamZastrow @VillaAnalytics @TheM_L_G @MC_of_A Love that with the transfers this season the lads are actually able to play in their position and work as a squad. Finally able to see their true quality. #UTV #wevegotadiamond

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

@NassClay @EASPORTSFIFA @JackGrealish @erling Absolute massive match for the lads

[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

𝟬𝟰': @JackGrealish assist 🎯
𝟮𝟮': @JackGrealish assist 🎯
𝟱𝟱': @JackGrealish assist 🎯
𝟲𝟲': @JackGrealish goal ⚽
𝟳𝟱': @JackGrealish goal ⚽

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥. 🟣

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Mitch McConnell set the precedent. No Supreme Court vacancies filled in an election year. If he violates it, when Democrats control the Senate in the next Congress, we must abolish the filibuster and expand the Supreme Court.

[Jack Grealish @JackGrealish]

My city. My club. My home. UTV ❤️ #Grealish2025

[Melon Husk @heaton_up]

Depends. Are you a cuticle?

[Clayton Nass @NassClay]

Does biting off and eating your own cuticles qualify as cannibalism?